David Edwards - Skip

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Dave never misses an opportunity to DISCO!

Nickname: Disco Dave, The Money Hammer.
Hometown: Aberdeen
Birthplace: Lockerbie
Occupation: Works with computers. Like a stockbroker or something. No one really knows.
Marital Status: Married

Strengths:
Pays for things
Cards
Dancing in Discos
Being a 5th man

Weaknesses:
Snoring
Face. Does not fend off bottles
Supports Aberdeen

Most Common Phrases:
"Greig, where is the footage? That's a Hungarian woman's arse?"

Accomplishments
1st - Scottish Junior Championships 2001
4th - World Junior Championships 2001
1st - Ramada Perth Masters 2006
1st - Scottish Mixed Championships 2010
1st - European Mixed Championships 2010
1st - Scottish Mixed Championships 2011
3rd- Scottish Men's Championships 2012
1st - Goldline Scottish Curling Tour 2013
3rd - Scottish Men's Championships 2013
1st - Edinburgh International 2013